pantie rascal

one who is kinkie as hell in bed.

i heard tom shoved a lolipop up sarahs vagina" " what a pantie rascal

by stackattack January 13, 2011

Mom's Panties

The softest material you will ever feel on your cock. It will make you cum faster than you ever have before.

"I jerked off with my mom's panties earlier and I only lasted two minutes. I came straight into the crotch of them, and she found them. Now, she lets me use her panties whenever."

by Animelover6666 May 26, 2018

Blue Jean Panties

When said pair of blue jeans have been cut into shorts to almost resemble thong like panties. Also mainly wore on women that should not be wearing them.

"Dam her cut-offs are to short and they are ridding up her ass!" "What you never seen blue jean panties before?"

by Blue Jean Panties July 20, 2009

Pontificus

An expression said when one is most thoughtful in regards to PC terms; Sensitive to gender norms.

“Say Pontificus if u Woke!”

“There was a group of predominantly plus-sized males lined up in a queue with the sole intention of saying Pontificus”

by GerthPaul December 21, 2018

wax poetic

To speak or write about something in a highly eloquent or verbose manner. Comes from "wax" meaning "grow" or "become" as in the waxing and waning of the moon, thus "to wax poetic" is equivalent to "to grow poetic." Thus "to wax poetically" doesn't really make sense, as it would mean "to grow poetically," which isn't the same as "to grow poetic."

All you can do is wax poetic on your new computer -- let me talk for a change!

by clavis July 10, 2007

panties in a wad

to get all upset over something trivial, as if one's underwear has rolled up into an uncomfortable ball between one's butt cheeks

Cheri: "Did you see what he did to my iPod? I can't believe he put that song on there."
Bobbi: "Oh don't get your panties in a wad over it, you can always take it off."

by nerak January 2, 2007

chris pontius

chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.

Chris pontius is cool as fuck!

by markese October 25, 2005