Small Ponder

People who thrive being the big fish in the small pond

She loves it back home, she's a classic small ponder

by ojdav August 31, 2017

pigpen pondering

when you think negatively a lot which increase stress hormones that can weaken your immune system.

The pigpen pondering made millions of Americans go to the hospital for preventable illnesses.

by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020

ponderance

A thought, an idea, or a revelation

Jim, I've had a ponderance... maybe we're doing it wrong.

by Templaris October 8, 2022

Ponderitis

Overthinking.

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.

by mrlys September 28, 2021

Ponder

Literally Wonder but with a P. It means quite the same thing. Why does this word exist. WHO MADE THIS WORD.

I Ponder about many things
I Wonder about many things
YOU CANT TELL ME THATS NOT THE SAME SHIT

by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023

pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.

He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.

by JWPonder November 29, 2024