by Bernard Bangwanger November 06, 2004
When at least six guys surround a girl and squirt so much cum on her that is appears as if she is wearing a white poncho; an excessive amount of cum in a cum blast.
by Kyle A. S. April 27, 2007
The act of beating off a dog while inserting a golf tee into its stinky rectum. One then allows the beast to shit and ejaculate everywhere, whereby you roll in it and emerge a stinky poncho.
Hey Morgan, did you break up with that guy because he was totally into the stinky poncho with his dog Blake?
by Latin Duo July 17, 2008
A total boss. It is a group of individuals that you can count on to get the job done. You would trust these people with your life. A Poncho Commander never lets go, he is a ride or die person.
My wife walked outside in a bikini, that guy looked at her straight in the eyes and never strayed, he is a true poncho commander.
by The guy 1337 July 18, 2018
When a man uses a shirt to clean the cum off himself, and unknowingly wears it the next day with all of the dried cum stains.
by tide pod January 23, 2018
by General Thunder June 06, 2021
by Pubic priest June 21, 2017