polling fatigue

Obsessively turning the volume off the telly!

I have an injured digit from cutting the volume off the telly due to polling fatigue.

by Hakulani October 26, 2020

poloing

rolling horse polos in a timely manner

“What are you doing?”

“I’m poloing”

by wawena star November 19, 2021

polysingle

If you are single and chatting with multiple girls but never get to first base.

Dude1: "Bro, my Tinder game is fire! I'm texting with 10 girls."
Dude2: "How many dates have you been on so far?"
Dude1: "None..."
Dude2: "Bruh you are polysingle."

by Feuer2812 May 1, 2023

Polting

The act of jacking off a chicken while eating chicken nuggets

Picked up a job down at a farm, and caught the farmer Dan polting the chickens.

by FloridaMan9937 November 24, 2023

polybingus

Likes one or more than one cat while liking bingus while its mutualy acceptable and not cheating and its nothing sexual

Polybingus : "oh i like other cats not only you bingus"
Bingus : "meow"

by Real.Bingus January 24, 2025

Polinging

The act of not participating in a text conversation, even through that conversation directly affects the person(s) not participating.

"Hey did you notice Carl and Dave were not participating in that text group last night? Yea they were totally Polinging"

by The Knower of all Knowing October 21, 2025

Polkinghorn

Most of the "Polkies" are control freak fucktards but some of them one in particular is so fucking badass bro I wish I could be her one day God I wish the Polkinghorns were real

Yo was that Arianna?? God she's so badass I bet she's a Polkinghorn, oh wait she is

by Aaron Lewis' vibrator November 12, 2025