Lebanese politician

A scandalous, horrendous, abominable, disgusting, abhorrent, hideous, irresponsible and pathetic creatures that worship money.

This man is pathetic and greedy, he should be a Lebanese politician.
Examples: Aoun, Hariri, Joumblat, Beri

by Sourayya May 3, 2020

politician

a complete asshole that is either a republican or democrat. They are shady and don't really care about the city, state, or country.

person 1- hey did you vote for the politician?
person 2- fuck no, they're assholes!

by em2020 February 24, 2015

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

politician

People that like to dance around in their underwear.

When a politician is being filmed, he quickly puts his pants on as quickly as he can.

by Clinker November 4, 2007

politician

A lawyer in power.

by AYB February 16, 2003

Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010

politicing

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006