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An excuse to do what you want to do, regardless how senseless it is.
All you have to do is get a committee to approve it.
by Downstrike September 28, 2004
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ponifying

Turning a famous fictional character into a pony like those in My Little Pony.
The ponifying of Doctor Who into Doctor Hooves
by Radiopekin March 8, 2014
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Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.
Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...
by Jon Ace March 30, 2009
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Clean Slate Policy

When someone is fired or quits a job, everything that goes wrong or is found broken in the next two weeks that the fired/quit person could have possibly touched gets blamed on that person. Can also be used as a cover for missing items.
Hey, james was fired this morning. So if you have work that you diddnt do recently, blame him, its our on site clean slate policy.
by Cubis_Max September 12, 2009
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The Good Naybur Policy

1. Share anything you bagged within the last 72 hours
2. Share deh homeworkz
3. Share any and all baked goods
4. Punching is no good and offenders will be removed from the facility
5. Slapping each other like little bitches is fair game
Nerd #1: HAY NAYBUR. SHARE MEH SUMMA THAT SWEET ASS
Nerd #2: ROFFLEWAFFLE, NOWAI MEIN!
Nerd #1: Nuh Uh. According to rule number 1 of The Good Naybur Policy, you gotz to hand over deh goodz.

Nerd #2: d'awww ok. I'mma go jack off to hamstuh porn nao.
by BeeAyyEmmEff November 15, 2009
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Open Door Policy

1. The rule parents have for their teenage children which states that the door must remain open at all times when guests, friends, or significant others are over preventing any sexual intercourse from happening.

2. A policy, that parents create, in which they leave their door open so their teenage children can't tell what nights they are having sex and what nights they aren't.
1. Dude 1: I just got cock blocked from my freaking mother!
Dude 2: Really? That sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, she really shafts me with that open door policy.

2. Dude 1: Ugch! I was up all night!
Dude 2: I can tell, you look like a zombie!
Dude 1: Yeah, my parents were going at it last night and tried to trick us with the Open Door Policy. They failed miserably and my mother's moans could be heard across the universe.
by KRGDR April 25, 2011
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Bigger Dick Forgien Policy

A forgein policy adopted so that male leaders may feel secure in their manhood knowing that everyone around them has smaller dicks.
"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
by TraderVix January 8, 2004
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