poetic

the slang definition of 'poetic' is usually a male that wears cardigans, fitted pants and dresses quite nicely. This person is usually also well spoken. It is difficult to tell if someone 'poetic' is gay.

Usually this person comes out of the closet as gay in about a year... But at the time all you can call them is poetic, because it is hard to say if they ARE gay or not.

Not all well dressed, well spoken males are gay, but the ones that are have a certain swagger about them that yells 'not straight' but are they... gay?

men are poetic when their sexual preferences are questionable.

Jessica: Greg's brother is...

Lauren: ...

Jessica: ...

Lauren: Poetic looking.

Jessica: Yeah, look at his button up cardigan.

Lauren: And how he interacts with females.

One Year Later: Greg's Brother is Gay

by poeticmenrockmysocks December 16, 2010

Poetic Justice

Using literature (poems/ stories/ song....) to annoy/ inform your nemesis of their wrongdoings towards you or others.

'Oh my Gosh! She's crossed a line.'
'She needs some poetic justice!'

by Dahwae May 29, 2018

Poetic Popcore

A genre of music that is often mistaken for emo by ignorant teeny boppers. Poetic popcore can often be classified as anything considered emo on MTV. Poetic popcore bands can often be found by the lyrics that are considered 'emotional' by the people who listen to them, but the lyrics are actually washed-up and laughable.

Lyrics such as:
"So slit my wrist and black my eyes"
and
"I'm not oh-fucking-kay"

are the standard for poetic pop-core lyrics.

"Senses Fail
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Hawthorne Heights
Taking Back Sunday
The Used
...are all not emo, they're poetic popcore"

by FastEddie July 31, 2005

Poetic

miserably inadequate

Jessica is Poetic

by BenjiThomas March 18, 2019

poetic rizz

flirting using poems. Usually used by „sigma males“ to attract women.

Bro‘s got poetic rizz

by I commited genocide twice! March 17, 2023

wax poetic

To speak in a very eccletic and influential manner. The term probably comes from the usage of the term wax, which is another name for vinyl records meaning that it is recorded and musical, and poetic, which obviously refers to the stylized nature of the speech.

Yo I don't want to wax poetic on y'all about the nature of hip-hop 'cause you's minds are too ignant to comprehend the complex theories I be spittin. Ya heard?

by Livintrife2g September 20, 2006

wax-poetic

To speak in a very eccletic and influential manner. The term probably comes from the usage of the term wax, which is another name for vinyl records meaning that it is recorded and musical, and poetic, which obviously refers to the stylized nature of the speech.

Yo I don't want to wax-poetic on y'all about the nature of hip-hop 'cause you's minds are too ignant to comprehend the complex theories I be spittin. Ya heard?

by Livintrife2g September 19, 2006