The crafty art of hiding an item you want (but cannot afford to buy) in a carefully chosen place somewhere within the store to ensure the item will be there when you're able to return with the money. A way for someone with inadequate or no money to "reserve" an item for themselves at a later date. Anyone who's ever been poor has done this at least once in their life. Also known as "squirrelling".
Joe: "Ma sent me out to the drug store for her tampons yesterday, and that's when I found the cd I've been looking for, but it was the last one in the store. After the tampons, there wasn't even enough left for a damn Coke, that stingy, bloody-twatted bitch!!"
Jack: So, what happened?
Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
Jack: So, what happened?
Joe: I wanted to steal it, but you know, the whole "3 strikes" thing. So I found a spot in the store to put it on poor man's layaway until next Friday, when I get paid.
by CactusHeart January 17, 2012
Get the Poor man's layaway mug.An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.
People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.
Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:
Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.
People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.
Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:
Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
by ljASHTON August 10, 2008
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Adding extra nicotine to a cigarette in order to get a high similar to meth or crack. This is very dangerous and nobody should do it. Ever. Of course meth and crack are both very dangerous anyway, as is smoking, so nobody should do those things either.
Joey was using poor man's crack, so after he got done tripping balls he had to go to the emergency room for his chronic dumbassitude and dicketry.
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