planning whore

Girls who plan to go over a persons house, movies, ect. Yet, last minute, usually in the last five minutes before having to be at their destination will call or text everybody they invited that it is cancled. The reason is unknown to all.

Hey Britney, Tom, Mike, Sam, and Kelly, want to go bowling tonight? 8:00

All: Yes

7:55: Sorry, plans are off, i have to go masterbate.

All: wow, what a planning whore

by Manynames101 March 3, 2010

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Planking

Laying and balancing horizontally on random objects in attempt to boost swag. Pictures are usually taken to capture the erect posture you hold whilst in the act of planking.

Lawrence: "Bro I was Planking on a garbage can last week"
Ragu: "Did you snag a pic?"
Lawrence: "Heck yes! I was as stiff as a black man's sausage."
Ragu: "RADICAL BRO."

by Git Law October 2, 2011

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planking

extreme lying down.

>->o

this is planking

by Quebexicans October 8, 2011

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Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.

I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.

by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012

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Planting A Rose

When one person puts their prolapsed anus inside of another persons anus.

Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?

by HeyZeus97 December 1, 2019

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Planning In Real Time

When you’re playing it by ear but want to sound like a professional in front of the customer.

The customer continued to alter the scope even while deploying the solution, we had to start planning in real time in order to deliver everything in a timely fashion.

by The hitchhiker March 5, 2020

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