Fuck my pancakes

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.

(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?

by Nibi August 18, 2008

Pancakewich

"Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen!"-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Drew-Let's stop at GriddlWorld. My blood sugar is getting low.

Tucker-Sure, what do you want there, a pancakewich?

by Rending Hunter March 3, 2011

panced

Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.

Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.

by rod_permadur September 20, 2020

Panchpati

Jokemaster's crush who has 5 boyfriends

jokemaster likes *panchpati*

by CxldSzn November 30, 2021

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

by Calico August 5, 2007

Molar Pance

Molar Pance is the full name for a type of pants. These pants are usually worn by skaters,Oi! kids,and punk people. These pants are called "molar" beacuse of the shape, very long and illfitting on the butt, and extremely tight on the legs.
Such as the shape of a molar tooth. Pance is used instead of pants beacuse it is a lot cooler.

"Matt is so skinny, look at those molar pance!"
"molar pance are so hot, look at dat mushy butt!"

by Meredith Perker September 22, 2007

Agent Pancho

The term used for Hispanics working for US Customs (i.e. Border Patrol)

Jim: Hey! I didn't know there was any Mexicans on the Border Patrol!

Larry: Oh yeah, That's an Agent Pancho alright!

by elcucuy January 16, 2009