pity like

Liking someones status, not because you actually like it, but because you could tell that the person tried hard to write it and expects people to like it.

Meh, that status is kinda lame, but I could tell that Sally thought it sounded really cool when she wrote it. I'll just pity like it.

by Undercover_Arab June 28, 2011

pity titties

Breasts shown (in some occasions touched) because of pity for a person.

When Bob's dad died and he lost his job Lisa allowed him to touch her pity titties.

by Sarcalogos January 11, 2009

Pittaciumodioist

Noun. From the Latin pittacium (label) + odio (to hate). A person who hates being labeled.

I'm not a liberal or a conservative. I don't like to be labeled.
Oh, you're a pittaciumodioist.
I hate you so much.

by skzb March 17, 2017

Pittawas

An organism with a large body mass and fat cheeks. However, they are incapable of acquiring a mate and succumb into depression.

“Look at that Pittawas. Its one of a kind! The cheeks are redder than usual though”

by stephen.the.legend November 20, 2019

pity shit

When a fucker dismisses something upsetting that's happened to you in order to proclaim their own "shittier" experience.

Major pity party.

Pete: I tried to tell Rebecca about my terrible night but she just kept pity shitting on me.

Doris: What a cunt.

by just pete October 7, 2020

Pitaphile

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.

"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"

by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Pity Sex

When a girl has sex with a boy just to make him feel better about himself or special

When Rachel lost her virginity and had pity sex with Finn just to make him feel special

by pressedlemon January 25, 2013