Birthday Caird Pish

Scottish response to someone being soppy/sentimental to remind them that showing heartfelt emotion isn't allowed.

Victor: *talking to his dead wife at her grave*

Jack: You're a creepy bastard. Talking to Betty as if she's still here.

Victor: She is still here! In ma heart!

Jack: Birthday caird pish!

by Craiglang May 9, 2022

Pissyshits

A defecation of a particularly liquid nature, often caused by diarrhoea.

"Christ, I didn't half get the pissyshits on the way back from Egypt!"

by Craig Drewcock December 19, 2006

pissydick

When you go down on a guy and his dick tastes like a volcano.

Chris: Why did you break up with him?
Amy: He had fucken pissydick!

by JohnnyEntro August 22, 2014

pish in the sink

An old game show hosted by Chris Tarrant when the players objective was to pish in the sink. Pish originates from the word piss which means "to urinate" This popular TV program was on CITV back in the roaring 90's. It was on before the popular TV program Art Attack.

The catchphrase was "lets rotate the pish wheel"

im gonna pish in the sink so i can practice for that gameshow!","chris tarrants a fenian like that guy fae glee","lets rotate the pish wheel

by the pope ya bass August 7, 2010

Pish Tosh

Rubbish, bunk, a ridiculous proposition.

Popularized in the quippy expression; "Pish Tosh and a bottle of Pinosh on a hot summer's day in Koshkonong!"

by one smart gal November 29, 2005

Pissy Drewp

A Pissy Drewp is a very specific type of cry baby that always whines about anything and everything. Thinks people hate them because they're gay, but it's because they're a massive asshole. Is also known to be a grifter, a Trump supporter and a dog fucker

Andrew is crying again; he's such a Pissy Drewp

by CassieWin February 12, 2023

Pishhing

To piss, but in a way that silences the splashing or tinkling sound.

Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound.

Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.

"I had to use the public toilet yesterday but I was scared I'd make too much noise so I had to resort to pishhing"

by just like honey August 20, 2017