Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine mug.The Anus or rectal cavity. Primarily used to refer to the anus of a female, can also be used to reference the rectum of an effeminate male.
Guy 1 - So I'm taking Nicki out tonight...
Guy 2 - Oh, Yeah?? She's a complete slut.
Guy 1 - Yup, I'm so gonna stick it in her star pipe!
Guy 2 - Oh, Yeah?? She's a complete slut.
Guy 1 - Yup, I'm so gonna stick it in her star pipe!
by Ortemus Prime August 29, 2012
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A one man brutal death metal band from Racine Wisconsin composed of Shaun LaCanne. He peforms all instruments on stage including guitar, base, vocals, and drum programing. Since being formed in 1995 he has released 1 demo, 3 studio albums and 1 split. Bleed for Me (demo), Collection of Butchery (studio), The Pleasure in Suffering (studio), House of Dementia (studio), and Putrid Pile/Viral Load (split). Lyrical themes include serial killing, disembowelment, dismemberment, and necrophilia.
Guy 1:Dude I just got this sick new death metal album!
Guy 2:Nice, whose it by?
Guy 1:Putrid pile, pretty sick shit!
Guy 2:Nice, whose it by?
Guy 1:Putrid pile, pretty sick shit!
by dahmer213 January 1, 2012
Get the putrid pile mug.The sexual act of penetrating someone in the pile driver position whilst leap frogging throughout the room in which the sexual act is taking place...May be utiliased with multiple parties at one time.
Leapfrog Pile Driving: Dude! I leapfrog pile drived her so hard last night that she's gonna have neck, back and pelvis problems for the rest of the week .
by fizzybizness February 28, 2015
Get the Leapfrog Pile Driving mug.The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.
Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.
Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.
by dashiznit November 4, 2004
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Get the Pipe-sniping mug.A person who is old before their time. Often used to describe someone who marries young and is likely to be in bed before midnight on a Saturday.
Friend 1: 'Did you say that Ryan is coming out this weekend?'
Friend 2: 'No, mate. He's at home watching Gardners' World. He's gone proper Pipe and Slippers, nowadays.'
Friend 2: 'No, mate. He's at home watching Gardners' World. He's gone proper Pipe and Slippers, nowadays.'
by Rickflare April 28, 2011
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