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Pilot Fart

n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.

A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.

The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"

"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013
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Ghetto Pinata

A term coined by Ben Adelman in his article '5 Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting that Actually Worked.' A Ghetto Pinata is a person on and in which you can find an excessive amount of drugs.
"Harry was a veritable ghetto pinata--just absolutely stuffed to bursting with his beloved crack cocaine." (Adelman, Ben)
by Megdoll August 3, 2010
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Mexican Pinata Stuffer

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.
Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.
by Djw14 January 2, 2011
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street pinata

A parking meter that is in the process of being beaten with a baseball bat or other blunt object, for the purpose of breaking it open and stealing the change inside.
Get my bat, I'm in the mood for a street pinata.
by DwarZZ December 26, 2005
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Porcelain Pinata

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.
"I just had a porcelain pinata experience"
by Wolverine3307 December 20, 2012
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backdoor pilot

1) A protégé of the anal arts

2) Slang Phrase - Derogatory - Meaning Homosexual

Origin:
Backdoor (The anus, vis-a-vis anal sex. )

Pilot (A skilled individual who can navigate through tight spaces)
I didn't think I would like anal but he was one hell of a backdoor pilot
by atwatofgingers December 24, 2014
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President Pinocchio

President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019
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