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Where that PUNINI at
by ultra litty November 30, 2017
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Panini Press

Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.
While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.
by CFF, Cpt. S, CPWS, LLD March 15, 2011
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panini

the description of a bitch as she trips
that bitch just did a panini *trips*
by SURI March 9, 2013
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paninification

The process of cooking any object as a panini, thus turning it into a panini.
"Why does your baguette look flat and burnt dude?"
"Paninification"
by frak February 4, 2007
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pinnies

kitchen aprons, a UK term.
nice pinnies, Lana! and hrmmmm..I can't see you wearing a thing under?.. double niiiiice!.
come'ere..
by hytham_hammer July 27, 2005
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paininite

noun - the solid or physical form of pain.
"Bill smaking me with a huge peice of steel causes paininite upon my face."

"Being dumped by that extremely poxilion woman does not induce painite."
by Can Not April 23, 2005
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turkish panini

the turkish panini is a sexually deviant act where the male scissor kicks his partner in the vagina after dismounting from coitus and leaving a creampie in the vagina, upon contact with the vagina bodily fluids fly everwhere causing a filthy mess that resembs the entrails of a turkish panini.
Attila gave Anastasiya a turkish panini.
by haxorz1010 April 22, 2009
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