Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017

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Pole puffer

same as dick licker

Ronnie at Solar is a pole puffer

by JOHNNY LEWIS January 9, 2004

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Related Words

Piffer • piffed • piffen • piffery • piffe • Piffe/ Peef • Piffel • piffelhawk • Piffenpaff • piffen yonnies

peter puffer

a homosexual (term used by truck drivers)

That rest area is full of peter puffers.

by Smartbutt July 11, 2005

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puffed off

When a truck driver just can't seem to figure out how to fix his fire truck. He is said to be "puffed off" as to keep from using inappropriate language in the workplace. Usually if the driver is from a strict upbringing.

Well jiminy christmas! I can't seem to fix this darn truck, now I'm puffed off! Silly air leaks!

by truck1-2loudoun March 21, 2011

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Piff Ting

fit girl

yo piff ting whats your bbm ping

by LAHY March 3, 2017

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Piff stop

When one takes a brief break during a journey to smoke ganja. Can be used when transporting oneself by any mode of transportation or even if you are just going out of your way to take a smoke break.

Let's make a piff stop by the gazebo before we head back on the road.

by Young Blazer October 13, 2015

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