Pickled cum

Pickled cum : valuable cum from da pickle sealed in piss jar a very sought after item with a msrp of 1738$ a atom. Made in a process of putting pickles in a jar of piss for 24hr then busting a fat slugger in dat hoe nigga tf you thought this shit was hard nah you dumb penis jeans bitch dumb stupid retarded nomadic nimrod

BITCH NIGGA 1: yo dog I can get some pickled cum?

BITCH ASS NIGGA 2: only a spoon full

HOE ASS BITCH NIGGA 1: fuck you piss magnet fucking pussy nigga I should kill yo dumb ass I payed for your nuts nigga smoke head

by Cock k May 7, 2020

wario pickled penis

when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises

fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh

by obama_prism October 31, 2019

Pickled Pussy

A pussy that has been fucked by 5 or more dicks in one hour.

Guy 1: That girl HAS A PICKLED PUSSY!
guy 2: What a whore!

by McDickQuick January 14, 2009

Pickled Scallions

A food that makes butt sex hurt less* ^_^


*according to the bonus chapter in the fourth volume of Eerie Queerie by Shuri Shiozu

"I had more fun last night thanks to those pickled scallions!"

by Mikuni ^_^ October 3, 2008

pickledick

A complete disgrace to someone.
Lumpy penis.
Justin Timberlake has been called this several times.

Justin Timberlake sounds like a pickledick.
Ay pickledick, how's the cobalt?

by yuhknowhoitis April 9, 2009

pickledick

A pickle resembling a dick. Being in Kosher-man like fashion.

That pickledick is partying hard.

by Raglios April 6, 2003

pickled penis

when a man has screwed too long his penis looks like a pickle.

pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long

by madeyoulooklikeafoolhaha January 2, 2012