Pastorphobic

Someone who has phobia about pastors as to being sexually assaulted.

A: Hey, did you go to the church with your family last Sunday?
B: Just me, kept my children at home, I just don't like the looks of the pastor, specially when he stares at my 12 year kid.

A: Damn, you are one pastorphobic person. Get over it, not all Pastors are MJs!

by Honeymany November 10, 2009

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Pastorbating

Accusing the media of unfairly and self indulgently going after Obama for his ties to racist, homophoe and afro-centrist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright.
Commonly used in the nutroots such as Democratic Underground,
usually by the far left black nationalists such as Frenchiecat and her alter ego Catherina.

The media is all in a self inflicted frenzy again. They are pastorbating.

by Jordana McNalley May 4, 2008

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pisstory

Historic forgotten acts whilst being pissed.

Hey dude remember when you shat in Megs boot when you were pissed last New Years?

What? FK I was hoping that would fade into pisstory

by hawk_darkness May 31, 2009

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Ellen Pastorino

A mean, openly feminist psychology professor at the Osceola Valencia campus in FL. She puts femofascist propaganda in her exams and will sometimes take over another professor's class and completely change what is in the final at the last minute , screwing the students. She also often claims that 25% of all women in the US have, or will be raped.

Ellen Pastorino: 25 % of all females in America are raped.

Student: that statistic is impossible.

by codpiece thief September 5, 2009

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