Phoner

n; The outline of a cellphone poking through one's pocket. Bastardization of boner.

"Dude, if you don't hide your phoner the teacher's going to know you've got a phone in your pocket."

by theman2134 May 12, 2010

Phoner

"Phoner."

pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.

Dude, you got such a phoner right now!

by spazrocker August 2, 2010

Phoner

When the phone in your pocket resembles an erection.

Steve: dude, you got a boner?
Joe: Na its just a phoner

by /bkhj June 10, 2011

phonker

a neopaganist techkno shaman that doesnt gove a fuck about nothing....

What a phonker

by phonker April 15, 2003

Phoner

A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.

Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"

Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."

Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"

by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010

Phonerfy

It's when you send your friends a lot of blank text messages in the middle of the night around 1-4. Just to wake them up. Also known as pfing.

boy 1:yo lets phonerfy that Amish kid tomorrow
boy 2: does he even have a cellphone?

by plaayaah November 11, 2010

Phoner

When your phone vibrates while in your pants.

Girl-"So how have you been?"
*phone vibrates*
Guy- "hold on, i have to take care of my phoner"

by bringmesoup August 6, 2011