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Phonejob

When you set your phone on vibrate and ask someone to text you repeatedly, giving you the illusion of a virtual Handjob.
Jacob: Paul what are you doing?!

Paul: Oh my girlfriends texting me, she's giving me a Phonejob.
by Peppered January 21, 2014
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phoneconvergasm

Getting an orgasm while speaking to someone on the phone.
Dude, I got a phoneconvergasm while speaking to my girlfriend.
by rebelliousness March 28, 2015
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Phonebody

One whose life is centered on or around their phone
She's such a phonebody, she's always on her phone!
Since the new update, Abbey has turned into a phonebody. She won't put down her smartphone.
Jake is addicted to his phone. He's a total phonebody!
by abster417phonebody September 30, 2016
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Phonebook Butt

A posterior so large, when the subject is seated, they appear to be taller. Like a child sitting on a phone book.
Have you seen Jessa’s butt? She’s got a phonebook butt!
by Dr. Knockers January 3, 2023
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phonebook

the act of hitting someone over the head with a phonebook at parties due to them knocking over a cup or spilling something; a rule of beer pong
"Hey did you see Pat get phonebooked the other night? It looked pretty rough."
"Yeah, we hit him so hard he fell down. Oh well, he deserved it."
by fellowpartythrower January 8, 2010
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PhoneBone

A Phonebone is phone sex between two real people. Not phone sex beteen a person and a (fantasy) operator. A Phonebone is real phone sex - real masturbation, real moans and real orgasms. Usually a phonebone is between a a couple in a relationship. But sometime, and often times its between two strangers who get into a private conversation over a chatline, such as Intimate Encounters adult chatline (1-800-627-4263). Chatlines are where hot girls call in search of guys for annonymous phone sex with guys that turn them on.
A call Intimate Encounters Adult Chatline and Engage In One On One Private Conversation With A Horny Girl and Ask her To phonebone with me.
by Ivan Boesky April 19, 2009
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Shanghi Phonebooth

A Shanghi Phonebooth is a popular orgy among party goers, involving a large amount of people in a small area, having sex simultaniusly.
Dude 1: "This party is gay"
Dude 2: "Shanghi Phonebooth?"
*Awkward silence*
Dude 1: "Suit up"
by Mr.Manhatten November 6, 2010
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