baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.

Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.

by Sergee February 18, 2009

fork-poking good

an extremley attractive specimen of the human species

That's a fine mothafucka!
Yeah, he's fork-poking good!!!

by Joy, Chrystal and Tory February 28, 2005

poking the peacock

code word for female masturbation

Why is Bianca so rosey today?
Because she was poking the peacock last night.

by smackinthecat April 24, 2009

Poking The Dragon

The technical term for when you finger a girl during her period, specifically with one finger.

Dave: Aww man I poking the dragon yesterday, it was disgusting, it went all over my carpet...

Geoff: Did you poke the dragon? Or did the dragon poke you?

by Mazrb April 19, 2016

phoning

A social phenomena occurring when a group of two or more people, who should be socializing, are all on their phones resulting in a momentary or prolonged silence.

I should be talking to my girlfriend over dinner, but instead she is instagramming on her iphone and i am defining "phoning" on urbandictionary.com. What a date. #phoning #2016

When the conversation slowed to a lull, we started phoning and pretended like we didn't know each other.

When I looked up from sending a text I realized all 7 of us were phoning and no one was talking.

"Look at that couple phoning over there. I wonder if they are sexting each other."

by machinegroup September 7, 2016

pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007

pho king gay

When the Pho is so good you have no other choice but to dick down your homies

The soup on the floor suggested that last night must have been Pho king gay.

by Samuel Bacon Brenes May 6, 2018