pew pew

1. Sound made by lasers, usually related to star wars.

2. Owning a person, usually related to world of warcraft

"wow those lasers sounded like pew pew on the surround sound"

"dude you just pew pew his ass down!"

by Aoshi May 31, 2006

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by Nithil169 April 21, 2019

pew pew stick

Noun. A gun.

I done got my pew pew stick and blasted dat gator.

by Hanky McSpanky June 1, 2020

Pew-Pew

Two or more sound effects mimicing the sound of a gun firing, sometimes made in conjunction with turning your hand into a gun. These can be loud or soft, depending on the size of the gun in question.

I'm a cowboy! Pew-Pew!

by Steph Dybastion-Scott May 2, 2011

pew pew

A phrase said along with accompanying gesture (both hands pointing to each other miming rapid gunfire) after something extremely awkward has occurred. A more up-to-date version of the infamous awkward turtle.

Kevin: Dude, why is there chocolate all over my leg?
Charlie: Um, that's not chocolate...
Scott: PEW PEW!!!!!

by scubasteve90 July 11, 2010

pew locked

When you are trying to get out of church, and there are people at both ends of the pew that are not leaving, forcing you to stay. These people usually wait until the last note of the song is sung, or until everyone else in the aisle has passed before they leave.

If you get pew locked and you're in a hurry, you usually run into aisle salmon as well, delaying you further.

I was trying to get out of church quickly this morning to make it home before kickoff, but I was pew locked, so I ended up missing it.

by AugDog May 12, 2009

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by noahryememe January 24, 2019