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petarded

An acute use of the word Retarded. Retarded to the second power. Pretty Retarded.
"Did you see that guy giving me those ridiculous pick-up lines?"

"Yeah, he was petarded!"
by instrumentoffear March 24, 2009
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PETArd

A nasty and insulting word for members of PETA, an animal-rights terrorist organization. They are usually destroying property or protesting at McDonalds.
An idiot PETArd threw paint on my fur coat, so I sued her for over a million dollars and won.
by weirdgirl June 18, 2003
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PETA

PETA (pet euthanizing transgender anarchist) is a terrorist group of people that like animals, but have no knowledge about them. PETA tends to hate on humans for eating meat, and being normal humans, While they eat stake dinners and swear at the waiter for not being vegan. 100% of PETA members have autism, and cannot function as normal humans, so steal pets from people's porches or backyards to play with, and euthanize. PETA tends to hate on everyone that calls out their bullshit, and even harassed the currently dead, animal expert Steve Irwin on his birthday. This is one of many terrorist attacks PETA has released to the world. PETA claims to have over 6.5 million insane and retarded members.
If you wish to join the terrorists, here's the requirements:
1) must be an atheist.
2) must have a "let me talk to your manager" haircut.
3) must kick and punch puppies on the sidewalk.
4) every action must be hypocritical to your last sentence.
follow these steps to get a letter from PETA inviting you to join, and at least 50 restraining orders, and a notice that you are on a hit-list.
You're as fucking retarded as PETA.
by xrynightmare March 3, 2019
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PETA

People

for

the
Ethical
Treatment

of
Animals

A group composed of hippy retards, who believe that to solve the world's problems, they must become a bunch of pussies and stop using anything that comes from animals altogether. Christians tend to be against PETA, since the Bible says that Man has complete dominion over all the animals of the earth and can do whatever we want to them (Excluding being sick bastards and having sex with animals), including but is not limited to:

Eating them
Milking them
Killing them
Keeping them as pets to keep you company
Pretty much anything that doesn't involve sexual relations with an animal.

PETA would be a group of Goddamn hypocrites if they were a Christian organization.
Guy 1: I'm part of PETA!
Guy 2: You must be an asshole then...
Guy 1: Yep!
by Sherlock21st December 11, 2011
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PETA

A physchotic group of morons, whose goal is the total liberation of all animals. They try to achieve this goal by bullying and threatening people that eat meat or use animals for any purpose. They fail to realize that animals are superior to animals. Stay away from these nut jobs.
PETA- People for Extortion Terror and Abuse
by Matt0912 August 23, 2009
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PETA

People for Ethinacal Treatment of Animals are a Bunch of Terrorist That Smuggled Animals for Vegetables Toe Eat and These Jerks Will start another American Civil War. These Retards Killed Thousands of Pets Meaning Ingrid Newkirk Likes Farm Animals Better than Household Pets, Newkirk Will Beat a Little Child when its eating McNuggets Its Messed Up
They Thought Peta also Liked Household Pets But they Like Farm Animals Better. Well I'm getting the Hell outta Here
by SonofaDorito January 18, 2019
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Petars

The one religious figure that will squeeze and twist everyone’s nipple’s on the night of April 20th.
“Look in the sky!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s-!”
“Petars flying like the lord he is to squeeze and twist nipples!”
by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 26, 2021
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