perversion excursion 

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

perversion excursion by j caviston April 15, 2008

google pervert 

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.

google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...

google pervert by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005

Pervert Job 

A sexual act that is considered to be possibly one of the most perverted.It is usually accompanied by Irmo Jobs.It is when you get a blow job the girl sticks both her legs behind her head then spits the cum inside her vagina when you procede to anal fuck her.

No James, what type of girl do you think I am I would never give you a pervert job.

Pervert Job by James Liddell May 26, 2010

Pervert's Dictionary 

The local phone book.

Jerry was feeling rather obscene, so he consulted the Pervert's Dictionary for some victims.

Pervert's Dictionary by McCock, the Crime Dick August 26, 2006

pervert 

Someone who's idea of normal sexual interaction just happens to be kinkier than yours.

Example: (While having sex outside on a park bench)
Look over there honey. Those people having sex on the marry-go-round. I can’t believe them. They are such perverts.

pervert by vaslav August 3, 2005

pervert-hater 

An endangered species of perfectly normal children, who cannot understand why every little thing in this world is made pervy by the dirty minds of his/her generation.

Pervert: Hey, I'm going to take the meaning of the word "cock" and change it to mean something dirty, because my dirty mind wants it like that

Pervert-Hater: Ewwww! Why would you do something like that, a cock is a male chicken not a man's private part!

pervert-hater by Pokefreakred November 6, 2014

Perverted Piggie 

A guy will call a girl a perverted piggie if she's into over the top kinky sexual stuff.

Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.

Perverted Piggie by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018