pervert

Someone who's idea of normal sexual interaction just happens to be kinkier than yours.

Example: (While having sex outside on a park bench)
Look over there honey. Those people having sex on the marry-go-round. I can’t believe them. They are such perverts.

by vaslav July 15, 2005

perverts

perverts:(per-verts) pl n. - drooling, table leg humping, rabid man dogs sitting at their computers with their cams on clutching their calloused over used penis in a trance like state whilst watching bertha big butt porn and sweet talking even the ugliest women in chat rooms in desperate hopes of convincing her to show her boobies (or more) on cam.

lisa became so disgusted with the pathetic perverts online that she now blocks them on contact.

by lisa d December 06, 2006

pervertible

A common household object that can be "perverted" for a sexual use, commonly for spanking. Examples include: hairbrush, spatula, bathbrush, carpet beater(rare, but painful!), belts, paddles (ping pong paddles, sorority/frat paddles), spoons, towels (wet towels), cutting boards, riding crop, ruler, etc.

Non-spanking pervertibles: baby oil,cooking oil, whipped cream, chocolate, lotion, hot wax, ice cubes, bandannas/handkerchiefs(blindfolds or gags), fruits/vegetables, gloves, nails, pins, needles, fire, feathers, etc.

His girlfriend was being saucy while they were fixing dinner, so he grabbed a spatula to use as a pervertible. Saucy girlfriend soon had sore behind, flushed face, and a wet pussy. Dessert took place in the bedroom. ; )

by Saucy girlfriend April 06, 2008

pervert

Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.

John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 14, 2007

pervert

An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.

Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!

by Alfred March 17, 2005

PERVERTISM

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 12, 2020

pervert

1. A guy who acts out with the kind of sexual deviant behavior that most other guys only fantasize about.

2. Potentially every guy in the world.

Pervert teacher: (attempting to look up the skirt of one of his female students that is sitting in the front row of his classroom.)

Jen: OMG Ryan! Look at that pervert Mr. Rogers trying to look up Melissa's skirt!

Ryan: YEAH! What a pervert! (While thinking to himself... it's probably a great view... I wish Jen weren't here.)

by crazy88s October 22, 2006