On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
by A fellow meme boi May 09, 2018
"National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day," observed on August 5th annually, is a day dedicated to promoting kindness and empathy towards individuals based on their perceived physical appearance. The holiday encourages people to look beyond superficial judgments and recognize the inner beauty and worth of everyone. Participants are urged to engage in acts of kindness, offer compliments, and spread positivity to uplift those who may feel marginalized. This day serves as a reminder that true beauty lies within, fostering a more inclusive and compassionate society.
Person A: "Good morning! Let me hold the door for you—did you know today is National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day?"
Person B: "Thank you! That’s a wonderful idea. Let's make sure everyone feels valued and appreciated."
Person B: "Thank you! That’s a wonderful idea. Let's make sure everyone feels valued and appreciated."
by ggainer872 August 06, 2024
Skinny friend: *Kicks fat friend*
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
Fat friend: What was that for?
Skinny friend: It’s April 19th it’s Beat a Fat person day!
by mickey mouse420 April 15, 2022
by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 11, 2024
bob:*hugs Jane
Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first
Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first
by Demon r slender June 30, 2022
Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.
Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock
by kneegrowinatree September 19, 2023