Perkulent

When you meet someone who is acts like they have drunk a whole pot pf coffee black. They border on impertinence and temporary insanity. pronounced (perk-u-lint)

"Ok everyone, let's get into the like car HALF AN HOUR AGO!"

"Dude, stop being so perkulent!"

by God's Left Hand September 14, 2009

Perkems

A female set of perky, engorged and hard nipples.

This gym is full of perkems tonight. I can’t concentrate.

My girlfriend is always sporting perkems.

Have you noticed my sister has some great perkems.

My uncle is always trying to cop a feel of my perkems.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Perflemamce

Perflemamce is when you are trying to use the word "performance" but your autism is too strong.

Jose: "I prefer the mustang 2018 perflemamce pack 7,000km $48000"

Juan: "Lol did you have a seizure midway through that sentence?"

by Swiggty Swooty July 31, 2018

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013

perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015

Perleoni

Italian last name/surname literally meaning "courage of the lion"

"That Perleoni kid is so brave. It's like he is a lion!"

by mootoo June 18, 2008

perplexic

An extreme state of confusion, insanity, fear.

Johns mom went perplexic when he vomited all over the carpet.

by Mung August 17, 2003