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The Tom Perkins Initiative 

A post recession initiative set out by the 1% lead by Tom Perkins. With a net worth of over $8 Billion and growing, Tom has set out to save the 1% by declaring that the richest 1% are more equal than the rest of the 99%. Therefore, a person paying their fair share of taxes should get that equally in votes. Thus, eroding any opportunity of an American Dream and deeming the rest of the 99% unimportant. Some theories around the Initiative of the 1% are giving Tom Perkins all the money in the world and have him playfully wave it in the presence of starving children while dropping off the worlds currency to other billionaires who follow in his footsteps. Tom has devoted his life to money and feels that the Initiative to save the 1% ties in to how valued you are as a human being.
Person A: It's crazy to see in the future that there are less and less scientists and more and more McDonalds factory workers making ends meat.

Person B: True. The news just wrote a story about The Tom Perkins Initiative and it's role in turning all College Institutions in the last 30 years into Corporations to enhance shareholder value.
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bethan perkins 

shes a whore who sleeps around with your mates brothers
dang jodie did a bethan perkins on sian! rudeeee
bethan perkins by safetybro April 29, 2010

Mister Perkins 

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty
Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.
Mister Perkins by Mason November 30, 2004

Joshua Perkins 

A bit racist and sexually confused but overall pretty okay
Joshua Perkins is probably playing CS:GO
Joshua Perkins by Don Faven January 29, 2019

Darius Perkins 

P-I-M-P from Smoketown a.k.a Silsbee Texas
Darius Perkins by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Tony Perkins 

Legendary fitness instruter who dedicated his life to Perkisizing others. He did this by throwing devil logs and with the help from his friend Larz, who is ffrom a far away land. Tony Perkins made funny sounds in his sleep, but noone was alarmed, because he told everyone he was okay.
Hey Andrew, your not a fatass anymore, did Tony Perkins and Larz Perkisize you.
Tony Perkins by E.L. Godkin March 6, 2007

Tyler Perkins

A college student who acts like a grandpa and loves weenie
Wow, Tyler Perkins is a Tyler Perkins.