parking lot deception

when a parking lot of one place is filled with about 30-40 or more cars and you go inside and theres only 3 people inside... hey you ever go to a one building and one parking lot store and your like what the fuck?! wait a minute why were there so many cars inside and theres only 3 people here, and its the people that work here who the fuck is driving all those cars?

yo man every time i go to fuckin office max they play parking lot deception

by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

Batman parking

When you can pull your car through to the opposite space in a parking lot so you don't have to back out to leave (because you never see the Bat Mobile go in reverse).

"Yes! Pulling out will be so easy, I got batman parking."

by themindtaker April 13, 2005

porking

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

by TonecasT February 3, 2004

Canadian Parking Meter

(CPM) A sex postion requiring a prostitute, a roll of quarters, a pocket knife and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. This is an extremely difficult maneuver. It requires a lot of vigor and practice. I have been able to accomplish this feat only twice, and I am considered a Canadian Parking Meter guru. This maneuver is VERY dangerous. There are only two other documented cases of this challenge ever being completed. To start your journey of completing the CPM you'll need to engage in doggy style sex with the prostitute. Keep going until you are about to ejaculate and right as it begins to shoot out flip around and squirt that whore in the eye, but don't use all of your cum. Jump back around and cum in her asshole. Take the roll of quarters and put it in a fist, and punch that bitch in the back of the head knocking her out. Here is where the bottle of maple syrup comes in. Take the cap off and shove it in her ass emptying the bottle. Save the bottle however, you'll need it again later. Take the pocket knife and cut the bottom half of the syrup bottle off creating a makeshift funnel. Deeply insert the funnel in her ass then break the roll of quarters in the funnel allowing her payment to be timely and efficient (The syrup ensures the quarters stick to the inside of her anus. You'll need to leave as soon as possible The end result is an extremely satisfied customer and a pissed off whore. But once she takes a shit she'll see the quarters and be like "Hey he did pay me after all!"

I attempted the Canadian Parking Meter and ended up with a murder charge.

by AndeezzzBawzzzz January 4, 2011

parking moron

A person who takes up more parking space than is needed for his car, so that other people cannot park alongside.

Guy1: Hey, look, this moron parked his ass between the spots! There was a space for four cars - now it's just two!

Guy2: Yeah, these parking morons must be punished... Why don't you flatten his tires?

by fabiana November 17, 2009

parking vulture

Anyone who waits, at the mall during the holidays, near college campus parking at class change, etc. for a parking space to open up. Person usually circles a specific area like a vulture, sometimes following people walking to their cars.

There were 3 parking vultures perched up on top of the parking garage when I got off the elevator to walk down to my ride. Two of them fought it out as I left.

by StBill September 25, 2010

Club Parking

Parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. Locations include but are not limited to:
-Dormitory
-Bar
-Restaurant
-Veterinary's office
-Coffee shop
-Roadside Grille
-Denny's

"Dude, I'm so fucking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. I hope your car's not too far away"
"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."

by clubman1898 February 5, 2008