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parkinson's law

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.
I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

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by Can you feel it February 21, 2007
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Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.
Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.
by v8explorer November 21, 2010
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Tab Peeking

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.
I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!
by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019
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Perin

Fun-loving, energetic, always willing to be the one who stands out in a crowd. She loves her sexy friends, and loves to have a good time. Queen of dares, borderline alcoholic, and has high tolerance for spicy things. BROWNIE! fits the cheerleader stereo-type. Love's boys that row. Will do anything for her girls, likes to keep friends for life. Love her family and has a bright future. She is sexy and very smart.
jordan - wow look at her bruhhh
emma - yea she is a perin brooo hah
by 3lyssseee December 9, 2009
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Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces
Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.
by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017
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Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...
Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.
by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020
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Rock Star parking

Parking up close to the venue being visited.
I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.
by M Silvey August 3, 2005
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