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Parker girl

Parker is the “it” girl everyone wants to be or be with. Although Parker seems like she would be rude, she is actually the sweetest girl out there with a big personality. Parker knows how to make the whole room laugh. A Parker can get any guy she wants due to her ridiculous looks and her crazy good flirting skills. Parkers, however, find themselves enjoying smaller things like going to a movie or just chilling at home. A Parker will surround herself with good and positive people only. If you have a Parker in your life, you will find yourself constantly laughing and smiling around her.
Guy 1: Damn did you see Parker tonight?
Girl 1: Yeah she is beautiful I want to be her!

Parker girl- A genuine, loving, and supportive person you would be extremely lucky to have in your life.
by just some city kid July 9, 2018
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Peckerpeeker

Someone who makes up some lame excuse to be in a position to see a guy's package
Matt: What the hell are you doing in here? I'm in a glass-walled shower for fuck's sake!

Garrett: I had to brush my teeth!

Matt: You are such a peckerpeeker.
by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010
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Girl Parker

Girl Parker’s are the kindest girls you will ever meet. They accept everyone, and try their best to be nice even though it may be hard sometimes. They are stunning no matter what color hair, eyes, skin, etc. they may have. They are usually athletic, and are the loyalist friend you could ask for. They put your feelings and problems before theirs. Even though they may put your needs first however, they do have feelings that they want to talk about, but want you to approach them about them first. They aren’t upfront about feelings very often and always try their best to stay happy. They are loud and crazy around their friends and newcomers and love to laugh!
Dude, that Girl Parker is so nice to me and always has a smile on her face!
by Allthehandlesweretaken October 24, 2018
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pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.
Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.
When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
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pecker wrecker

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up
by concernedcustomer May 5, 2004
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Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.
Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.
by grandy427 October 17, 2008
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