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Shake your peenie after you pee
by Peenie September 24, 2003
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Groupon peen

Tristan Thompson's community dick. Always on special promotion.
Oh shut up, will you??? You ain’t care when Tristan cheated on you the first fifty-leven times. You ain’t care when he was sharing his Groupon peen with the world while you were pregnant with Two Truths and A Lie™️. Why do you care now?

You’re a bird. A whole pterodactyl.

-- Clarkisha Kent
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Peening

The act of rubbing ones clothed male genitals on the person of someone else without their knowledge.
Ew! That weird guy just came up and peened my leg while I was dancing!

Ugh, peening is so gross.
by Al and the Lu man August 22, 2011
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peengate

noun;
1) similar to Watergate, a scandal involving the bassist from Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, and his half naked pictures taken by his Sidekick that were leaked onto the internet; credit goes to the livejournal community ohnotheydidnt for breaking this story
2) can also be used as a group of people: peengaters; sometimes refered to as peensters
3) sometimes regarded to as one of the best things to ever happen in internet history
"I really hope that there's a Peengate with Patrick."

"Did you see those girls? Total Peengaters."
by a peenster April 3, 2006
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Der pepende Kubikmeter

A German word for an extremely overweight person who takes amphetamines.
Hey Jungs schaut mal! Da kommt der pepende Kubikmeter!
by Retado August 23, 2021
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peeninate

To have sexual intercourse, specifically penile penetration of a soft tissue orafice. Originated with the internet slang term p33n and worked its way into speech through overuse by internet geeks.
"...I walk in and she's getting peeninated by six guys from the football team!"
by quadmonk April 9, 2005
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peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".
Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?
by mteverst1 June 3, 2018
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