Pensioners pad

A house or apartment where two pensioners or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and cooking is usally involved. Above-mentioned residencies are usually well maintained, level-floored and perfectly equipped.

Peter sold his house in the suburbs after retirering from the military and bought him and his wife a big ass pensioners pad.

by RJKIXS August 29, 2023

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Cunt pensioner

A pimp; someone who make immoral gains from prostituting women.

At the red light District I found a cunt pensioner and his menu of women and what they will do.

by SupervisorSwampy July 21, 2020

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pensioner • pension • pension benefits • pension botherer • Pension Deficit Disorder • Pension Leeches • pension planner • Pension predator • Pension Sex • Pension Witch

Welcome to pensions

The act of Congratulations!

Damn son, welcome to pensions.

by Yeetboyo October 31, 2017

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Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

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Penioni

A person with a Big Penis.

Hey, look at that bloke Penioni

by Munanyo November 21, 2021

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pensiognar

An old skateboarder who can’t do shit on a skateboard, but is still gnarly. Despite age, skates more than young skaters. Thinks TikTok is deep web.

(Pensiognar 1): Man, I am telling you one summer I could do bs smiths on round rails. We had no cameras back then, so I never filmed it.
(Pensiognar 2): I believe you brother. I had the same things with switch tres. Shit. One day, man! We will do it again!

by Pensiognar Skate Co. November 22, 2021

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