Pennsylvania is
home to the best
college in the country, Penn State.
Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated,
Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends.
Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships.
The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good
baseball teams.
The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game.
And everyone has the
clap.