penisland

The non-existant place PEN ISLAND written as a compound word. The mind forces a break at the "L" because of its height and it is read as Penis Land. Two websites take advantage of this visual effect:

www.penisland.net sells custom pens.
www.mypenisland.com sells suggestive apparel from the fictional Pen Island

by Mark1 December 10, 2006

Penised

Often used when defeating another player in video games. Made popular by players in halo 3 who would often change their symbol to a grenade and a banner. This when changed to one color (commonly red- got raped so hard there was blood) look a lot like a penis.

Winner: Haha look at that looser, I penised him soo bad.

Looser: WTF are you talking about?

by SeeDemTails September 19, 2009

penisland

Fake custom pen website known as Pen Island - url is penisland.net

Used a way to insult the ignorant

'Hey, you want a free custom pen?'

'Yeah sure!'

'Then just go to penisland.net.....'

by quincebolis May 24, 2008

bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.

The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.

by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

Penisula

A man's organ that is so large it resembels a peninsula (land that juts out into water and is surrounded on all sides but one).

Damn girl, dat boy gotsa penisula stickin outta his pants.

by Shaniqua Jones July 9, 2004

Peniseule

If you say "Peniseule" to someone, he will say "Halts Maul du Eule!" to you, which means youre pretty fucked up.
In most of the cases u will get pwned if u say it.

Gore says: Du dreckige Peniseule pass auf Mann!
(You dirty penisowl watch out man!)
Anubis says: Halts Maul du Eule ich fick deine Mutter!
(Shut the fuck up you owl i will fuck your mom!)

by Gor+- November 5, 2006

Penised

When an individual has had someone elses penis rubbed over them, usually unwillingy. Most commonly rubbed on the head

'Hahaha, did you see ashley just got penised by elliot?!' - After Elliot rubbed his penis over ashley's head.

by Miss A. Crew January 13, 2009