Angry penguin

When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.

*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin

by Dabbbs November 16, 2017

Club Penguin is kil

no

-"club penguin is kil"
-"no"

by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

penguin of doom

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.

"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"

by LittleSallySparrow July 11, 2012

Pengasm

a feeling that you get when you write with a pen that is very smooth and rich

"Dude, let me see that pen."
"This pen is so cool, I got a pengasm yesterday."

by KiraLunar April 20, 2010

penguin blowjob

When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.

That John only offered me 5 dollar... so I gave the cheap bastard a penguin blowjob!

by Yostiemonster2 August 18, 2010

Daddy Penguin

The act of love making where a man will stand up and squat over a ladies face generally inserting his genitals into her mouth, as if he were keeping his baby 'egg' warm. Only then is this man acknowledged as the 'Daddy Pengiun'

Apparently originated from Norwich, England

' Jesus Mick you didn't daddy penguin her again last night did you? Isnt this going a bit far?'
....

‘Daddy Penguin, straddling the egg’

'It's my "Special move"'

by You Joker May 18, 2012