Couch Payments

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.

I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.

by Check1 November 29, 2011

pattence

An embarrassing situation; can be used as any article of speech.

That was so pattence! I couldn't stop pattencing myself!

by B*Unit June 11, 2006

Payton

A girl with a big heart, and is the nicest girl you will ever meet. She knows how to pleasure a guy, and is a great kisser. She is a hot person, no girls have any problems with her, and all the guys want her.

Payton is so hot!
She is so nice to.
Every guy loves her, but I need her.

by jasss February 14, 2015

pantened

to be pantened is to be abruptly exposed to the whooshing, flipping and swinging of hair.

phil: woah, i just got pantened!

by the mza24 November 10, 2010

Payter story

A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard

Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!

Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!

by Maize man October 14, 2011

Payton Barnett

Is a gorgeous and amazing person who everyone loves.

Omg is that “Payton Barnett”?
Yes it is, don’t you love her so much?
Yup!

by anonymous1763 July 5, 2021

down payment couch

Having sex to come up with money

i dont Have all my bill money. I guess i can get on the down payment couch

by Waynetrain53 May 16, 2018