Paxton

The cutest boy you will meet. Funny,amazing,cutest smile!! Glasses but very popular. Likes fortnite wayyyy to much. Paxton likes the beauty in girls. Everyone loves paxton. Every girl has the biggest crush on him. He can be the best boyfriend ever. When you have a paxton in your life, you’re lucky

Paxton is the hottest boy💛

by someoneverycute October 15, 2018

Paxton

Paxtons are usually annoying, but only want to be noticed. They hate their ideas stolen and are nightmares once you're on their bad side. They will be patient with people for a while, and tend to avoid hurting others feelings directly. They hate BEING annoying aswell. They are often quite creative and enjoy being in their own world. Tend to be stuck between fake confidence and extreme anxiety. Typically introverted, but once familiar they will talk your ear off. Quite smart, and will correct you if you're wrong. May come off as blunt. Tend to accept negative things.

"Paxton, you're a bitch."

"Ha. Yeah. Your point?"

by Tanukii August 6, 2018

aaron parsons

the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.

A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence

by webhead33 April 13, 2010

bill paxton's ass

A pejorative adjective used to describe a repulsive or otherwise unpleasant occurrence.

"Ew! Look at that fat woman in the bikini."

"Gross. That is so bill paxton's ass."

by Artie D. May 2, 2006

Dick Parsons

Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.

I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.

by desothelioma September 15, 2009

paxton

to paxton- v. to ram another vehicle off the road; to invade another's lane on the highway with intent to kill.

Did you see that! He just got paxtoned!

by Huberton March 27, 2007

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006