poon platoon

When there is a majority of women in a group as opposed to a sausage fest

Straight guy: I love poon platoons!

Lesbian: Me too!

by me_gusta_ducharte February 9, 2010

platoon

when you got so many people in your squad its so big its became a whole army.

shit man i wouldn't fuck with that platoon, they got like 40 naggas

by thatwhitedude February 19, 2015

patron

Patron Añejo, an expensive brand of tequila.

"Take a shot of this here Patron, and it's gon' be on" - Usher

by The Lurker December 15, 2004

erecto patronum

A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.

Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.

by BHBandit December 1, 2013

Patooti

Noun: A wild beast of pray. Often seen eating plant matter of the soy based type. Lives out of a suitcase.

Wow, looks at Patooti hung over and didn't make it to work, tisk tisk...

by Jasanity April 1, 2009

Phtoon

So this guy in a small discord server did a mod app, and it was pretty good. But when we looked into the user, the person wasnt in the server and didnt exist. So time traveler???? So have no idea...

Phtoon is a time traveler arc

by Qwertyisme March 14, 2021

Cutus Patootus

(Adj.) Latin for cutie patootie.

Look at him. He's a cutus patootus.

by Jscam February 4, 2017