Pathological Liar

Pathological Liars are people who can't stop lying.

ainsley: I'm going out with Bonzi
8 hours later...
Poseidon: you're going out with ainsley?
ainsley: I never said that?
Poseidon: you're acting like a pathological liar, ainsley.

by dog of wisdom October 8, 2020

The Pothole 500

The 2010 version of The Daytona 500 that was delayed for over two hours because of a pavemet failure on the track that occured mid-race. The race was eventually resumed after everybody lost interest from watching a road repair crew work on patching a hole on the sport's biggest day.

Dave: Hey, how'd you like The Daytona 500?

Bill: Oh, you mean The Pothole 500? I went home after the second red flag came out!

by notbait February 15, 2010

Mexican Pothole

Rubbing asses together in a manner to make one's assholes kiss.

These two chicks where bumping asses so hard they caused a Mexican Pothole.

by Andoman2k May 10, 2018

ocean pothole

A hole in the sand that fills with sea water and random, aquatic creatures at high tide.

Laura got white girl wasted while chilling in an ocean pothole and sipping on an Old E 40 ounce.

by Texas Twinkie February 3, 2022

New Orleans Pothole

When you're giving a rim job and sneeze into her butt and then she farts the sneeze back into your face.

"Damn, I caught pink eye from that New Orleans Pothole last night" - Geoff

by Dusty Buns February 16, 2023

The Bloodborne Pathogen

A sexual 'move' performed by S & M lovers everywhere. Is performed while a man and woman are having sex. Upon request the man cuts himself and bleeds all over the lady's muff so that she gets all his 'bloodborne pathogens' and receives literally everything the man has to offer the lady.

1) Damnit! I thought I had found a keeper until that bitch requested the Bloodborne Pathogen from me! No way I was doing that shit!

2) How'd you get it?! From my wild and crazy youth, I went crazy one night and requested the Bloodborne Pathogen.

by wordsRus February 24, 2009

Pothole

Someone who when under the influence of marijuana becomes a complete and utter asshole.

<boy1> "Hey, are you going to Chris' party?"
<boy2> "Depends. Did he get any weed?"
<boy1> "Yeah, why?"
<boy2> "Then I don't think so. Chris can be kind of a pothole when he's high..."

by TehSloppyJoe March 19, 2010