patroana

Patroana is the definiton of goddest itself she can manipulate teachers and she will not give you the test answers

Patroana is my mom

by masa lui luca gheorghe October 13, 2021

snow-patrolgarism

The act of stealing ideas from one music video to use in our own music video to claim as your own. The term is derived from snow patrol stealing horse the band's music video

snow patrol has commited snow-patrolgarism for stealing horse the band's video Birdo & using those ideas in their video signal fire

by brahfalophagis278 July 2, 2009

Fart patrol

When your girlfriend spots every fart you do.

Emily mills - jason did you fust fart?! Jason - No! What are you, the fart patrol?

by jasonthecool March 22, 2012

deuce patrol

The act of doing a fly by at the nearest shitting hole. This is usually an office formality to ensure that the shitting stalls are safe to use, and free from the interoffice bathroom chatters and fuckwits. In some cases, an announcement among friends is done to either warn of inadequate shit conditions or to call an "all clear" for ass slams.

Thank god Juan just went on deuce patrol . I am crowning and that fucker Mark has been hanging out in the bathroom eating pistachios all fucking afternoon. I just want to shit in peace!

by DarthAss March 31, 2017

speng patrol

When you and the boys are out on the town and spot a speng (spastic, fool, idiot) or a group of spengs (spastics, fools, idiots)

hey mate! look at that f***ing speng, we must be on speng patrol tonight

by piddla May 14, 2017

Smart Patrol

One or more individuals who REALLY control Urban Dictionary. Possessing special powers of judgement above and beyond those delegated to UD "editors."

Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!

I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

troll patrol

\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.

The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009