Kai Parker

Kai is a misunderstood character on the vampire diaries. He's been abused his whole life and when he finally snapped, his family finally had a reason to send him away. When he met Bonnie and Damon he acted "annoying" because he hadn't talked to anyone in 18 years. And when he tried to apologize to Bonnie he was good but she left him. He's the way he is because no one gave him a chance. Kai is sweet, funny, and adorable once you get to know him. He's the boy who just wanted to be loved.

Person: who's that
Me: Kai Parker

Damon: you mean sociopath

Me: Kai really nice once you get to know him!
Damon: more like annoying

Me: that's because you never gave him a chance!

by Suckmycockadoodledoo December 24, 2020

roselle park police

The lowliest, douche-bagiest, most useless police department in the entire state of New Jersey. They hang out by the high school "speed trapping", what used to be "the grove" & most infamously the commuter parking lot. They can be found in groups of 2 or more congregating talking about their fat wives & their sucky lives.

They're good for nothing...well that is other than harrasing anyone between the ages of 16 & 25. They're great at giving tickets for stupid shit. Some say they can even smell when you're car is parked on the wrong side of the street on street cleaning day(s) from a mile away; well that or from the Dunkin Donuts.

They love breaking ...or attempting to break up parties because they were the kids who never got invited to any parties or got beaten up in high school.

me: Dude who's the douche bag riding my ass
you: probably the...

LIGHTS!

me: FML roselle park police....

by nullisecunda July 21, 2009

park subak

A watermelon friend who died from falling off a shelf. The witness, Eric Sohn tried saving him with CPR, but unfortunately, he passed away.

Who is Park Subak?
He fell of shelf and cracked his skull open. RIP Park Subak

by anonymous September 23, 2020

Roseanne Park

Roseanne Park is a kpop singer and is known as Rosé. She's from the famous kpop group BLACKPINK. She is 24 years old.

Some nicknames for her:
Rosie
Pasta
Chipmunk
Foodsé

My favourite singer is Roseanne Park. She's my idol!

by •cloudyzzz• August 11, 2021

Craig Tucker(South Park)

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Boy 1:It’s Craig Tucker(South Park)!
Boy 2:Shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 21, 2023

Peter Parker

A pile of dust

Peter Parker was hot even when he was dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

South Park

Probaby the funniest shit known to man or beast.

John saw an episode of South Park and laughed for the rest of his life.

by Ainolketta February 19, 2005