party

after age 12, party means a place where people go to get drunk, high, or get laid, depending on the balance of one sex to another. In high school, you are immediately demoted to "loser" status if you don't party every weekend. These may not even be things you want to do, but peer pressure forces you into thinking they're important and necessary to fit in with the other bunch of teenage tools. In other words, you can't be cool unless you go and get fucked up every chance you get. It is sad, considering that is all our current generation cares about, and it's scary to think they will be leading the world at some point. By the way, I never get invited to parties for god knows what reason.

Evan: What up Nick, you hear about Mikes massive party tonight?
Nick: Yeah, sounds like it'll be pretty cool.
Evan: So who you gettin a ride from?
Nick: I wasn't invited.
Evan: Really? That sucks ass dude, well I gotta go I'll catch you later.
Nick: Yeah later.

It's pretty funny how people like Evan care enough to ask if you got invited, yet they don't give two shits when they hear that you weren't. Welcome to high school.

While everybody else is having fun, I'm sitting at my house doing the same 6 things over and over because I have no other options
-play xbox
-watch TV
-stare at the computer
-eat what little food there is at my house
-text my friends without getting replys
-go to sleep early because I'm way too bored

story of my life, and after the weekend is over, I have to listen to everybody talk about how fucking awesome their weekend was in class on monday. Don't you just love being the odd one out?

by xxAdversityxx April 22, 2010

party

wild and action filled placew with good music and people

"man that party we had was a total fuck fest!"
"that party they had was pretty weak, they played country!"

by ghettofella03 November 25, 2002

The Party

The party is not what you think.The Party is the guy who owns the party you wish you could be at and drives da camaro.The Party is a god among men

Damn there goes the Party in his camaro...Were you just at that party wiht him? I know i wasn't but i wish i would have been...fuck hes the god damn Party

by Sherman October 25, 2004

parti will

Having a quick play with yourself in the kitchen at a party

Just popping off to the kitchen mate for a quick Parti Will

by Partyisms December 31, 2017

PARTY!

The exclamation used by Sixth Form students, whenever they hear something that brings them joy, usually the likelihood of a booze-filled houseparty coming up, and they need to express that joy to everybody else present.

McLameass: I'm having a party tonight y'all!
Jordyn: AHHH! LOVE THAT! PARTY!
Peter: Is there a party going down?
Jordyn: YEAH!
Peter: PARTY!

by manyperson August 11, 2009

party

Something stupid shitheads do that eventually ends up in a wreck, STDs, cheating on someone, or a combination of those.

Jeff and all his friends went to a party and got drunk off their ass. As they were driving back he lost control and crashed into the railing and drove off the road and they all died. This is a true story.

Emily went to a party and some guys got her drunk. She ended up cheating on her boyfriend and dumping him the day afterwords because of how bad she felt. Based on a true story.

John went to a party and ended up doing it with three girls and getting herpes.

by Arch0wl October 14, 2004

It's a party

A declaration. When people are at a party it's not truly a party unless an individual at said party delares "it's a party!"
Important. Any function can become a party once a party is declared by the means listed above.

Greg says "There are a lot of people here."
Kevin says "IT'S A PARTY!"

by naussdollar March 15, 2005