Paponio

Someone you look up to or respect. This person is like a father figure to you. Calling someone a "paponio" is a great honour to that person. A paponio also makes people happy. And even though they can get on your nerves a bit, you always love them.

Person 1 "This person is my paponio"

Person 2 "Wow he must mean a lot to you!"

by Bunnylover1234 January 10, 2012

paranomasia

Form of word play that suggests plural meanings. Serves to fill conversational voids. Very handy. Makes you look interesting and possibly a lot smarter than you are.

To appreciate paranomasia, you have to be o-pun-minded.

by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017

Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.

Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.

by Baltooo March 10, 2019

email paranoia

Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).

Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!

Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.

by gopas April 16, 2008

paranoia police

The imaginary squadron of law enforcement officials that suddenly seems to appear only when under the influence of drugs or alcohol, most typically cannabis.

"Slow down and put that piece away! There's a cop right behind us!"

"Shut up, man. That's just the paranoia police."

by gflonu July 28, 2009

pajón

Pajón means Afro in Dominican.

Look at that girls Pajón isn't her hair beautiful?

by Afro-Dominica March 7, 2017

Pagon

The one squad member who you can't trust or someone who is just a snake in the grass.

John has been a pagon since we laughed at his shoes.

by _%_ October 6, 2016