karmageddon

It's like, when when everybody is sending off these really bad vibes, right? And then, like,the Earth explodes and it's like a real bummer....

this is one of those words that seems like a revelation when you're stoned....

by seregil November 2, 2004

Armageddon

Let's face it, if any of us could become the worlds richest person, we'd probably destroy the planet with a HUGE atomic bomb that we purchased from Russia.

Armageddon is what EVERY guy secretly dreams of creating right after they become the richest man on Earth.

by Mike Hunt XXX April 13, 2010

Armageddon

When a man or woman takes some sort of tube, sticks it up their ass, and then has a gerbal or other small animal run up inside and into the person...can you say Richard Gere?

Gerbal into ass via pipe

by AJ November 27, 2004

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

harmageddon

n. Confrontation in which hurt, physical or psychological, of Biblical proportion is inflicted one's opponent. Often used in jest or in sporting circumstances.

.................................

Yo! This weekend me and my crew are going to lay some harmageddon on you. You hear me? You will cry!

You know it's just a chess match, right?

Whatever dude. Just bring your tear-proof pawns.

by gnostic 1 October 2, 2013

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Armageddon

Retailing term meaning stock which is kept in a less used area of the warehouse, due to it's high volume in order to retain space in the working area of the warehouse. Phrase coined to suggest this stock may come in handy if the end of the wold was nigh.

There's 11 cases of lentils here, perhaps we should put it in armageddon.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009