Parfitting

The act of delivering spunky jizz projectile anywhere on a females body whilst employing the axe weilding stance of Status Quo's Rick Parfitt.

I just got back from parfitting on your sisters clunge

by huingitugigun July 28, 2009

Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

Masturbating whilst in the stance and strumming style of Status Quo legend Rick Parfitt.

guy 1. I could see through your curtains -were you playing air guitar?

guy 2. No I was practicing Rick Parfitt's Rhythm Method

by dfghjks July 28, 2009

parfart

a pervert.

Notably used by Dolly from Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy.

Noel: well if you so spontaneous and free, why would you mind if some hat was looking at you?
Dolly: because this one might be like some massive parfart or something!
Noel: a what?
Dolly: a massive parfart!
Noel: sorry, a what?
Dolly: a parfart!
Noel: HE'S NOT A PERVERT, is he?

by jazz'd July 25, 2012

Ball Buster Parfeit

The womans answer to the cherry swirl. Its where during a guys orgasm, a woman grabs the guys balls really hard and twists until they snap.

After cherry swirling that bitch, she Ball Bustered Parfeit my best friend when she cheated on me

by Bud Wise August 3, 2004

Parfaits

The most delicious thing on the whole damn planet! And they have layers! Have you ever talked to someone and they were all like "yo you want some parfaits" and they were like "hell no i don't want no parfaits."

parfaits are delicious

Guy1: Wanna get some parfaits?
Guy2: YES

by DannyTrash November 3, 2016

Parlait

1. Beer Pong move: To get two balls in the same cup with one ball all ready sunk in said cup. The ball is NOT pulled out. Verb

2. Doing anything that either raises the roof or brings the house down.Verb; legendary Adj.

Parlait
Parlait'ing
Parlait'ed

1. Keep that ball in, im gonna parlait!

2. Damn! Did you see the show last night? They Parlait'ed that ho!

by 8ballz March 29, 2009

Kevin Parfitt

a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.

Me: Hey whats going on?
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*

OR

Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.

by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009