Pants

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

by Cobble935 May 19, 2020

Pants

A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.

Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!

by PimpinPakulak February 19, 2011

Pants

The name of the player in Mortal Combat with no shirt and a pair of black baggy pants. Some fools would call him Bruce, but he is clearly Pants.

"Finish him, Pants"

by gendoo February 04, 2009

pants

Pants are clothes you wear on your legs. Some people call them trousers.

Elephants, in the rare occasions they may be found wearing pants, will refer to them as trousers.

by King Anthony V of Svalbard April 28, 2005

PANTS

soemthing or some sort of situation sucks or went horribly

boy: i can't take you out tonight, i'm grounded!
girl: that's totally pants, man.

by Dekota Dale December 28, 2005

Pants

A black custodian that has supposedly been aressted for public nudity, hence the name Pants. Usually seen walking with fellow janitors such as Charlie and Mr. B.

"Dude i just saw pants go into his secret room"

"we should go sneak in"

"yeah i heard there is a fridge and a cot!"

by the canadian scholar ay? June 21, 2009

The Pants

A Band from the small Canadian town Courtice
-Noted for being the first band ever classified as "New Wave Acid Jungle Rock"
-Currently working on their first studio album while playing multiple gigs in the Clarington area

Examples of The Pants and New Wave Acid Jungle Rock can be seen at

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Pants/29821916918

by Maz10 March 25, 2009