el panio

Antiquated slang for penis.

"Mr Blank,” Johnson confided, “attempted to suck Mr Blanks El panio.”

by AtlanticReader January 21, 2014

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pancommunist

Someone who doesn't like pancakes. Only communists don't like pancakes. Also likely to send chain texts and emails to so-called friends.

You're ordering chicken fingers at Ihop? What are you, some sort of pancommunist?!

by one dude October 7, 2010

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Palkotacular

adjective. Palkotacular- a word commonly used to describe something cool or in style. Often used in conversations in between fellow teenagers.

Jim- "Hey Justin, I just got a new lime green Mustang GT."
Justin-"Is it Palkotacular?"
Jim- "You bet your sweet ass."

by Jpalko June 30, 2009

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Pandoragasm

When you learn of a new awesome band through use of the awesome website, Pandora.

So I learned about this band called "The Underwater Sea Lobsters." From Pandora, it was a total Pandoragasm

by Danny Lafleur April 26, 2010

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1.Zeus demanded that the other gods make Pandora as a poisoned gift for man. Pandora was given several traits from the different gods: Hephaestus molded her out of clay and gave her form; Athena clothed her and the Charites adorned her with necklaces made by Hephaestus; Aphrodite gave her beauty; Apollo gave her musical talent and a gift for healing; Demeter taught her to tend a garden; Poseidon gave her a pearl necklace and the ability to never drown; Zeus made her idle, mischievous, and foolish; Hera gave her curiosity; Hermes gave her cunning, boldness, and charm. Thus the name Pandora—"all gifts"—in Hesiod's version derives from the fact that she received gifts from all deities. The most significant of these gifts, however, was a pithos or storage jar,1 given to Pandora either by Hermes or Zeus. Before he was chained to the rock, Prometheus had warned Epimetheus not to take any gifts from the gods. However, When Pandora arrived, he fell in love with her. Hermes told Epimetheus that Pandora was a gift to the titan from Zeus, and he warned Epimetheus not to open the jar, which was Pandora's dowry. Until then, mankind lived life in a paradise without worry. Epimetheus told Pandora never to open the jar she had received from Zeus. However, Pandora's curiosity got the better of her and she opened it, releasing all the misfortunes of mankind Once opened, she shut it in time to keep one thing in the jar: hope. The world remained extremely bleak for an unspecified interval, until Pandora "chanced" to revisit the box again, at which point Hope fluttered out. Thus, mankind always has hope in times of evil.
2. Pandora is Marius's lover in The Anne Rice Vampire Novels
3. Me

"way to pull a Pandora"

by Pandora Morgan November 20, 2006

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