Paladin tank syndrome

Overly vocal declarations of one's tanking abilities and penchant for threatning to quit. This sort of child-like behavior is usually found in paladin tanks, people who feel they need to make up for their class inadequacy somehow.

OMG you fucking warrior tanks think you are amazing.
nobody knows about paladin tanks, they are the best, but nobody realises it because everyone fucking loves gay ass warrior tanks.
Paladin tank syndrome = noob

by Prot Warrior October 27, 2008

10th Level Paladin

Noun- Someone who plays WoW (World of Warcraft) excessively and cannot talk about anything else.

Verb- Act of being a nerd; Talking about video games non-stop.

Noun-

guy 1- so all Jake will talk about is his new sword in WoW.
guy 2- such a 10th level paladin...

Verb-

guy- so I got a new sword in WoW
girl- Is this ALL you can talk about?
guy- uhh...
girl- Wow, you're a 10th level paladin... just like that guy I just broke up with <leaves>
guy- ...my mom says it's cool.

by Ghost Nappa November 22, 2011

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

paladins champions of the realm

Paladins champions of the realm is a free2play game full of bugs and a rip off of overwatch

A:Ehi why you don't play paladins champions of the realm?
B:Terminus is a character.

by Leus356 October 22, 2019

Alex the Paladin

Alex has an extensive history of being known to pillage poor-people homes, kicking orphans, and eating bricks from houses. He wields an enormous hammer that weighs more than him, yet he still tries to carry it and succeeds. He can usually be found around in pixie forests like a grazing alpaca. There is a ransom on his head but he’s to majestic and evasive to catch...

Hey, I think Alex the Paladin is about to pillage that village down yonder...

by DontFuckUp November 23, 2019

Sex paladin

When one reaches the age of 14 years olds and/or becames sexually independent, they became a sex paladin.

*if you're not a minor, please don't use this term.

My friend is turning 14 today, they're becaming a sex paladin.

by veryveryspecialboiplsactpolite May 26, 2021

Paladins

Poorman Overwatch.

I play Paladins because I can't afford to buy Overwatch.

by Jek-of-al-treds July 17, 2017