Pay or Paid

A game in which one person asks another how much he/she would have to be paid to have sex with a person, or how much he/she would pay to have sex with that person.

Person 1: Pay or paid - Johnny Depp?
Person 2: Definitely pay! $10,000!

Person 1: Pay or paid - Marilyn Manson?
Person 2: Ew, paid. $10,000.

by Kalinka January 1, 2008

Paid in gum

A form of currency. It means, getting paid with gum instead of money. Gum is superior to money or gold because you can eat it. Not getting paid in gum causes sadness.

Steve got paid in gum for the hard work he did.

by Edweena Xplosive December 15, 2011

paid regular

One who regularly (duh) does something, anything in return for money

“Yeah I’m a paid regular at the brothel.”

“What the fuck Clyde?”

by BollockStretcher27 February 12, 2018

paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

by schifa mayor August 22, 2019

Get paid

A motivating term used by gym-aholics while lifting weights.

Adrian: One more set, come on bro get paid!

by ladypeña August 30, 2013

Milk Paid

When your high as as fuck and everything is going ABSOLUTELY perfect. You have weed, food, drinks, money, music, entertainment, and you don't want to go anywhere, or do anything because right now, you are in a perfect state of enlightenment. For the time being, you are in nirvana.

Naa, I'm so milk paid, I'm not leaving this room for another 6 hours

by Roy Wesley October 30, 2010

get paid

A euphemism for get laid; useful when in hearing distance of polite company.

Oh man, it has been like a week since I got paid.

by Grampa Irving February 13, 2005