paid regular

One who regularly (duh) does something, anything in return for money

“Yeah I’m a paid regular at the brothel.”

“What the fuck Clyde?”

by BollockStretcher27 February 12, 2018

paid apple

A female escort.
Paid female company, usually used in the context of the upscale party scene.

Bro, fix up some paid apples to mix into the greek salad this summer. My dad already lent me the mykonos villa!

Hey girl, so this rich Mexican guy invited us to his yacht this weekend... Apparently he throws amazing parties with lots of free candy for all the paid apples.

by schifa mayor August 22, 2019

Paid my dues

Paid my dues is a song by the rapper NF. It talks about how people don’t like his album “The Search” and how they make bad reviews on the album. It also talks about how people keep comparing him to another well known rapper Eminem saying that NF is bad. People generally trash the type of music that NF makes because not a lot of people like emotional music which is the type of music that NF makes.

Person 1: Have you heard the song “Paid My Dues” by NF?
Person 2: Yeah it’s a bad song.

Person 1: Really???
Person 2: It’s just not the type of music I like.

Person 1: Oh that makes more sense.

by A error has happened December 25, 2020

Paid the iron price

The nudity and sex scenes up and coming actors & actresses are required to do in Game of Thrones before becoming more established.

Khaleesi paid the iron price so often in Season 1, she hardly needs to get naked again for the rest of the show.

by Little finger February 17, 2014

paid actor

That one guy that waits at the end of the mario kart track so xQc can win the race.

Chat: PAID ACTOR OMEGALUL

by sister_becka January 19, 2021

paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

paid-up layaway

Refers to da practice of giving da store's clerk your already-rung-up bags of merchandise to hold for you behind da counter, so dat ya can come pick them up later.

Paid-up layaway is a good idea for when you've either (1) car-pooled into da mall with a friend to shop, and thus you do not have immediate/easy access to a vehicle to transport your purchases at da time you bought them, or (2) you've parked a good distance from da shop dat you're currently in, and you've unexpectedly found large quantities of bargain-priced items and/or one or more heavy/bulky pieces of merchandise dat would be too hard to carry or wheel in a cart all da way back to your vehicle. What you do, therefore, is to tie up da shopping-bags' handles to secure da contents, attach paper labels with your name, and leave them with da clerk; dat way, even if a different salesperson is staffing da checkout-counter when you get back to da shop with your vehicle, said new staffperson can just look at da labels on da bags sitting behind da counter, and thus know for sure dat those bags are indeed yours and already paid for, and thus he/she can feel confident and comfy about handing them over to you.

by QuacksO May 15, 2021